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Saturday, March 15, 2008$BlogDateHeaderDate$>
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Off Topic: Culture For Sale
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What with a serious lack of entertainment available to me these days (writer's strike backlash is not yet recovered), I've been crossing borders on my TV viewing.
No, I have not been watching Chinese TV. That would be stupid, because it is. No, actually, I've been getting back into Anime.
One of the funny things about Anime, and being an Anime Fan in America, is that it hold with it a certain amount of Sub-Culture Elitism. First off, when I first got into it, I called it "Japanimation" as most outsiders do. My new friends who had introduced me to it, immediately nailed me to a typhoid-infected wall with rusty nails the very first time they heard me utter that word. (We remain good friends to this day.)
It would seem that calling an "Anime" (the Japanese word for "cartoon") a "japanimation" is akin to calling a Romantic Film a "Chick Flick." The fans do not approve.
 Back then, though, it was different. I recently read a comment on an Anime forum where one fan lamented about ye goode olde days (mid 90's) when "being an anime fan meant something." If I recall correctly, it meant being just as much of an stuck-up asshole as a UC Berkley Graduate Student who only watches black-and-white foreign films. Only difference was that you weren't deconstructing the genius of Fellini or Bergman...you were watching cartoons.
But it makes sense to try and give Anime it's own name. It practically is it's own genre. And "back in the day" it was very hard to come by. Sure, just like anything else in this world, anything that was super-successful in it's homeland got exported to the rest of us, that was how we were graced with the likes of Voltron and Speed Racer back in the 80's, but they had been well run through the American Laundry before they got to us, so it wasn't the same.
 It was when you found those rare bootleg video tapes, that's when it got interesting. Somebody's Japanese pen-pal sends them home-VHS tapes of the latest cartoons to them. They spend the next 2 months working out the translation in their free time. Then they find some other poor slob with access to video editing equipment to dub a copy with subtitles. That one tape gets copied, and copied, and copied, and circulated all over country. Four years later, it lands in your hands and actually looks like an animated impressionistic painting. But, while you and your friends watch it in your mom's basement, you feel like you've discovered something special. This was not some major industry release. This was something that only people In The Know get to even know exist. This was a Cross-Culture Hidden Treasure. Back then, only the first 13 episodes of Ranma 1/2 had been translated into English, and so my friends actually started learning how to speak Japanese solely to be able to watch the rest. I did not have their fortitude (I was having a hard enough time with Spanish), so I dropped out of the race.
But, that was then. Before The Internet and DVD. Nowadays, whole franchises like Naruto, Bleach, Pokemon, and Avatar: The Last Airbender are being imported to America at record speed to cash in on the growing American Otaku Market. And, where in the past only the best-of-the best would elicit the extra effort to translate, export, and distribute, today's Anime Library in America could also include such amazing shit as Girls Bravo or Ping Pong Club.
And, strangely, even though it's becoming more and more mainstream every day, that intense sense of Elitism still holds on it's fans. They still demand it be called "Anime." Even if you're not so Neanderthal as to call it "Japanimation," just calling it a "cartoon" is met with venom. As though the people who actually make this stuff would call it any different.
 And here I am. After dropping out of the anime scene some years ago, coming back only to check out Cowboy Bebop and Lain: Serial Experiments, I am now spending any free time I get on any Anime I can get a hold of. Everything from Death Note to Ikkitousen to Lucky Star to When The Higurashi Cry. I'm starting to say "arigato" instead of "thank you" without even realizing it. The Chinese don't appreciate it.
And, as I troll ye internets for snippets and advice on what shows and shorts and movies I should watch next, I'm discovering that the attitude of the average anime fan has not improved in the least little bit. Having their precious secret treasures laid out for all to enjoy and feast upon has not made them any more accepting to the newcomer. In fact, they've become even more angry, bitter, and spiteful. It seems like I've been called a "newfag" by everyone on the internet. I hate them all.
The odd thing is, it kind of makes sense. After all, we are talking about a Culture here. Just as I've always said that Superman and Batman are the Hercules and Odysseus of our era, the Anime Geeks ("Otaku") are their own tribe. To them, this mass overproduction and distribution their beloved Anime is akin to seeing Ceremonial Comanche Headdresses being mass marketed by a Taiwanese factory. What was once an artifact of ethnic pride, is now a common trinket. This makes them angry.
 Well, fuck them. Where the fuck do they get off? Their Beloved Anime is not special. They are fucking cartoons. They are no different from GI Joe, He-Man, or She-Ra. They are marketing ploys. They are half-hour commercials for toys, video games, sticker books, hats, t-shirts, cell-phone covers, and whatever else they can think of that the name can fit on. Just because they speak a different language doesn't automatically make them priceless works of art that only you can truly appreciate on a deep level. Sure, the content can often be found to have more maturity, creativity, and substance than the "Hey guys, it's a mystery!" crap we usually get here, but that's only because they figured out faster than we did that grown-ups will buy toys too, if properly presented. They don't give a goddamn if I know the name of Ichigo's sword, so long as I buy the cast-iron letter-opener that looks like it. (Saw it in a shop yesterday. Almost did.)
Let's face it, in today's day and age, Culture is boundless. We live in an era where mass world-wide communication has caused the Zeitgeist to become permeable. For the first time in known history, cultures are melding into each other without the requirement of one conquering the other first. Rather, we are buying and selling our cultures to each other. They sell us Haruhi Suzumiya, we sell them Harry Potter. We buy fashionable Kimono pajamas, they buy baseball jerseys. We have gone from fighting over our differences, to selling them to each other.
As a former Anthropology student, I find it fascinating and beautiful.
So, to everyone who thinks they're so fucking cool just because they can name every single Captain, Vice-Captain, and Second Chair of the Thirteen Protection Squads of Soul Society, you're just going to have to be happing with patting yourself on the head, because you're nothing special. It's just culture, and culture is fluid. Trying to keep it static is foolish and futile. Hell, it's not even your culture to keep.
Smile Naked, Space Cowboy.
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008$BlogDateHeaderDate$>
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Don't Do Me No Favors
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A more paranoid person might think they were doing this on purpose.
When I first decided to throw out the idea of an Obama/Clinton combined ticket, I did a little looking around first to see if anyone else had snapped up this idea. Mainly because I was hoping to save myself some trouble and steal someone else's bumper sticker graphic. No luck. I had to do it myself.
And almost immediately after I shoot that idea into the ether, the real dirty fighting between them started, pretty much guaranteeing that it would never happen. If there was any more left of me to die inside, it would've then.
But now, to add insult to injury, the subject is now being brought up in a pathetic, face-saving (almost Chinese) defense tactic. Are they serious?
So, it seems, in an attempt to waylay her close-but-no-cigar status in the primaries, Clinton actually floated the idea of a Clinton/Obama team up. Though, from what I hear (I couldn't find an exact quote), she said so in a nondescript way, not implying who would be at the head of the ticket in that event. However, there seems to be a lot of backlash hitting her from the media, where it is being assumed that she's trying a last ditch effort to get Obama to give up and be her VP.
I did find a quote of Obama's response. He said he would not agree to be her VP, however "If she is suggesting that she is interested in the vice presidency, then obviously that is something we would take into consideration."
Okay...okay...that's not so bad. Even with all the crap she pulled, Obama is willing to be open to the idea of having her as his VP, just as I had hoped. We may be on the right track here.
But, of course...it doesn't end there. I of course got wind of this new exchange over at Fark, the greatest News Filter since....well, Newsfilter. And I was dumb enough to actually read the their comment forum to see what the general populace had to say about the Obama/Clinton teamup meme. Mistake. Big, big mistake.
Take away the usually venom and spittle from the neo-con's, Bush Drones, and future McCain voters...their opinions matter even less in this regard. But we're still left with a Pro-Clinton and a Pro-Obama rally this is even more divided, violent, and sub-human than Clinton or Obama themselves. People actually saying how much they hate Bush, how much they hate McCain, and how much they love Obama....and would never ever cast a vote for Clinton no matter where she was on the ticket.
My mind was blown. Obama supporters actually pledging to not vote if he made Clinton his running mate. Others still saying they are Obama supporters, but would vote for McCain if Clinton is at the head of the Dem Ticket. That doesn't make a damn bit of sense. Do these people even pay attention? It makes me think that all those "Cult of Obama" jokes aren't that much of an exaggeration. These people really aren't listening to a thing he says (90% of which is exactly what Clinton says), they just lost in those strong, glistening, loving eyes of his and assume he's the next messiah.
Peter Sagal of NPR's Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me has been equating Obama supporters to Scientologists. Suddenly it's not so funny anymore.
It reminds me of when I was a teenager; For a couple of years there, I had refused to see any Mel Gibson movies because I was so pissed that all the girls I like though he was so fuckin' hot. By the time I came to my senses I was forced to see Braveheart on Pan-And-Scan Home Video (cut into two tapes). Thank goodness for DVD, or I would never have been able to forgive myself.
But this is the same thing. People are still too self-righteous, immature, and under-informed to realize that there is no Final Solution to anything. Sometimes we have to get over our egos to look at the big picture and see what can best accomplish what we want.
The other day I was demonizing the Media and Washington for turning our government into a Prom Queen Pageant. I was wrong. It isn't their fault. It's ours. We're the ones that have forced our would-be leaders into the role of petty popularity contests, and it's exactly the kind of atmosphere that allows complete degenerates like Bush Jr. to take power.
I'll leave you with a quote from a play that I saw some years ago, I'm afraid I can't remember what it was called. But one line from it will stick with me for the rest of my life, from a conversation between a scientist and a statesman;
Scientist:You've seen the research data. You know I'm right. Statesman:I'm sorry, but the people have voted to disagree with you. This is a democracy, sir. And in a democracy the choice of the majority is what's right. Scientist:That's the problem, isn't it? No matter where you go in this world, a majority of the people are stupid.
TTFN, America.
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Monday, March 10, 2008$BlogDateHeaderDate$>
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Bored Now...
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Things were going so well.
As I started on this whole Election Year Extravaganza I was pumped and excited about becoming a full-fledged fanboy of my all-time favorite show. But, let's face it. We're still a full nine months away from The Big Day, and they have been Jumping Sharks left and right.
McCain has officially marched resiliently and steadfastly like a Hitler Youth to the Republican Ticket, and Clinton and Obama's infighting for the Democratic Nomination becomes more like a sandbox fight over a firetruck every day.
And all the pointless jack-off articles about whether or not "Mikey" from the Life Cereal commercials agrees with Hilary's Foreign Aide Policy do nothing more than fill me with the urge to file my fingers down to sharp points and stick them into my own eyes.
The media knew full well that this was going to be the fight of the century, but like all other idiot television producers, they have no idea how to pace themselves. I'm tired of shows like Lost and Heroes taking six months to three years to get to the goddamn point. And I hate it even more when they throw everything of any substance they have out in the first two weeks and then suddenly realize "Oh shit, we still have six more months of this to fill. Quick, let's send the cast to Spring Break!"
I could just fill this blog up with hour-by-hour reactions to every little newsbit that gets churned out by the world's longest and most boring Prom Queen Pageant, but that's just not how I roll. I can't just burst out snide one-liners and katty minimalistic blurbs over every minor press release. I'm still a slave the well-trained need to formulate, argue, prove and expand on a point (with plenty of snide one-liners and katty blurbs peppered throughout). Doing any less would drop me into the same level as that living example of why MTV should be taken off the air; Perez Hilton. I may be low, but at least I'm human.
And while I am perfectly capable of giving that treatment to so many juicy steaming piles of shit that get dropped into the Cortex every day, doing so would only result in repeating myself...over and over and over and over. It's not just that they are all such amazing fuckheads, it's that they are amazingly consistent and repetitive fuckheads.
But, I did go through a lot of trouble to re-decorate this place. And really, what would the world be like if I didn't give it my constant injection of "You Know You're A Dipshit, Right?" And, after all, the whole foundation of my "being a better person" thing that I started back in '05 involves a lot of "not giving up" just because something is "too hard, boo hoo."
And so, on I drudge. I'll try to get back to at least a daily update on all things Politioso, and if I can summon up the courage (or keep down my lunch) perhaps more than one a day. It is suppose to be fun, after all.
Smile Naked, America. |